Monkey House

When do you start manipulating who you are and how people perceive you? When is that dishonesty and when is that maintenance?

—Dan Harmon
Harmontown episode #76, “Hug me, Hug me, Hug me” (via havingchanged)

(Source: nureonna, via havingchanged)

pantslessprogressive:

“Though not the most popular figure PPP has polled, if God exists, voters are prepared to give it good marks. Voters approve of God’s performance by 52-9 margin, making God about as popular as Murdock is unpopular. When asked to evaluate God on some of the issues it is responsible for, voters give God its best rating on creating the universe, 71-5. They also approve of its handling of the animal kingdom 56-11, and even its handling of natural disasters 50-13. Young voters are prepared to be more critical of God on natural disasters with those 18-29 rating it 59-26 compared to 47-12 among those over 65.” - Public Policy Polling
Ben Smith’s take:

The Democratic pollster Public Policy Polling provides the best evidence yet that most public polling is, in fact, an elaborate joke.

See the poll here. [928 respondents, some of whom appear to be godless heathens]

pantslessprogressive:

“Though not the most popular figure PPP has polled, if God exists, voters are prepared to give it good marks. Voters approve of God’s performance by 52-9 margin, making God about as popular as Murdock is unpopular. When asked to evaluate God on some of the issues it is responsible for, voters give God its best rating on creating the universe, 71-5. They also approve of its handling of the animal kingdom 56-11, and even its handling of natural disasters 50-13. Young voters are prepared to be more critical of God on natural disasters with those 18-29 rating it 59-26 compared to 47-12 among those over 65.” - Public Policy Polling

Ben Smith’s take:

The Democratic pollster Public Policy Polling provides the best evidence yet that most public polling is, in fact, an elaborate joke.

See the poll here. [928 respondents, some of whom appear to be godless heathens]

(Source: pantslessprogressive, via ilovecharts)